Announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay. We should be moving momentarily…Please be patient.
Guy #1: They always fucking say that! We should be compensated for our time.
Guy #2: Yeah. They should have a coin dispenser that gives back quarters.
Guy #1: Fuck that. That robot voice should give us robot sex.

–6 train

Overheard by: Toneloca