Copy­girl: UK?
Chick: The Unit­ed King­dom.
Copy­girl: The Unit­ed King­dom? Where’s that? Hey, Joyce! Where’s the Unit­ed King­dom?
Chick: …Eng­land. In Eu­rope.
Copy­girl: But I don’t see it here. British Co­lum­bia, Que­bec, British
Isles, but no Unit­ed King­dom.

–Kinko’s, Du­ane Street

Over­heard by: Jess Mc­Gins