A la­dy and her fam­i­ly are stand­ing up in the train. It’s very crowd­ed and her lit­tle boy is­n’t hold­ing on­to any­thing. He keeps falling against her with his face right in her crotch as the train swerves. She says: That’s right, I’m gonna push you back up in there. Four years of noth­ing but trou­ble!

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