Girl #1: I have the best view of the Hud­son Riv­er from my bed­room win­dow.
Girl #2: Oh, did you move to the West Side?
Girl #1: Um, no. I still live on the East Side.
Girl #2: You mean the East Riv­er?
Girl #1: What­ev­er, you’re not in­vit­ed.

–Uni­ver­si­ty & 10th