Girl: Gin­ger is what pussy would look like if it was sliced.

–Sako Sushi, Am­s­ter­dam Av­enue

Over­heard by: Joan­na Kim

Girl: What is that?
Guy #1: Tu­na.
Girl: Tu­na with what?
Guy #2: Tu­na with de­li­cious.

–Sushi Se­ki, 1st Av­enue

Over­heard by: KMR