Girl #1: So I want that job as a ma­gi­cian’s as­sis­tant, but I don’t know enough about web­pages.
Girl #2: Oh, it’s a web de­sign job?
Girl #1: No, I was gonna get cut in half and stuff, but he wants some­one who can up­date his web­site too.

–L train shut­tle bus

Over­heard by: Har­ri­son Hunter