Doc­tor guy: What brings you here to­day?
Woman: You’re not wear­ing ID. Are you a doc­tor?
Doc­tor guy: Oh, I’m sor­ry, I left it at the com­put­er.

He goes to get it.

Man: What did­ja do that for?
Woman: How do you know he’s re­al­ly a doc­tor? He could be a ho­mo­sex­u­al.

–Coney Is­land Hos­pi­tal

Over­heard by: Iris Kalash­niko­va