Man #1: I went to con­fes­sion, to a priest. I un­loaded some pret­ty bad things I done. He was a Je­suit, this priest was. He knew I was feel­ing bad, so he told me not to be hard on my­self, that God loves me no mat­ter what. Then he said God loves all of us, that he loved Hitler just as much as the Blessed Moth­er.
Man #2: That’s some pret­ty heavy shit. I’ll tell you this, if I were that priest I would­n’t say that at a syn­a­gogue.
Man #1: Jeez, I did­n’t think of that.

–Carnegie Deli, 7th Av­enue