Doc­tor guy: Okay, we have the chest x‑ray and it ex­plains what’s go­ing on. See this le­sion? It is pret­ty im­pres­sive.
Pa­tient la­dy: “Im­press­sive”? Is that a med­ical term? Am I gonna have to google that, too?

–Of­fice, 71st & Park

Over­heard by: Next ex­am room