Queer: Can you hold this shirt for me ’til to­mor­row?
Shop tran­nie: No, we can’t put cos­tumes on hold.
Queer: Well, I want to be, like, this Louis XIV go-go boy, and I al­ready got the short shorts and every­thing, and this shirt would go per­fect but I just can’t af­ford it ’til to­mor­row.

–Hal­loween Ad­ven­ture, 4th Av­enue

Over­heard by: sharyn jack­son

Girl: Do you have any more slut-nurs­es?
Counter guy: No, we’re all out of slut-nurs­es, but we have some slut-dev­ils and some slut-flight at­ten­dents.

–Rick­y’s, 8th Av­enue

Over­heard by: Josh Cald­well

Guy: What’s she go­ing as for Hal­loween?
Girl: A newsie.
Guy: Oh.
Girl: I knew she’d steal my idea, stu­pid ho-bag.

–El­e­va­tor, Wa­ter Street Res­i­dence

Over­heard by: Dan & Travis

Guy: I’ve al­ways loved this mask, it’s so cool.
Girl: Yeah, I guess.
Guy: I mean, I guess I should, con­sid­er­ing…
Girl: Right.
Guy: I mean, I was in the movie.
Girl: That was like a decade ago.
Guy: So?
Girl: Yeah, but you were a fuck­ing ex­tra. And you did­n’t even have a sin­gle line.

–Rick­y’s, 22nd & 3rd

Guy: What is this, All Har­lots’ Eve?

–3rd Av­enue & 8th Street

Over­heard by: Adam Nathan