Girl #1: I re­al­ly like mat­zoh bread.
Girl #2: Yeah, my friend makes it re­al­ly amaz­ing be­cause she fries it in but­ter and sug­ar. It’s so good.
Girl #1: Wait, is that al­lowed? I thought mat­zoh was sup­posed to be about suf­fer­ing.

–Lafayette Street Res­i­dence