Pro­fes­sor guy: Okay every­one, I will see you in 3 weeks. Have a good Thanks­giv­ing!
Girl #1: 3 weeks, that’s awe­some!
Girl #2: I know…3 weeks, that’s like a month!!
Girl #1: Lit­er­al­ly.

–Mey­er Hall, Wash­ing­ton Place

Over­heard by: pieces