Street guy: Belts, watch­es, de­sign­er Bags! I got it all, step right up and buy, buy, buy! Every­thing just $10!
WASP woman: Care­ful, he prob­a­bly stole most of it. Let’s not buy any­thing that’s been stolen.
WASP man: Sir, you know steal­ing is il­le­gal?
Street guy: Hey, fuck you, man. Get the fuck out, I did­n’t want your fuckin’ busi­ness any­ways, faggot…stolen fuck­ing goods for sale, stolen watch­es, stolen bads, stolen belts…!

–42nd & 8th

Over­heard by: John Doe Pa­tri­ot