Fat la­dy: Last night, I ate an en­tire box of cook­ies
Skin­ny la­dy: Uh huh.
Fat la­dy: Like the whole box. I mean, I sort of threw up in my sleep I think.
Skin­ny la­dy: That’s–
Fat la­dy: I mean, there were def­i­nite cook­ie bits in my bed this morn­ing. I’m such a cliche.
Skin­ny la­dy: That’s just really…sad.

–Pick a Bagel on Third, Third Av­enue