Dude #1: So it’s ei­ther lots of bran every day, or just wake up to a cig­a­rette and cof­fee. Works for me every time.
Dude #2: So there’s a health ben­e­fit to your vices, huh?
Dude #1: I guess so.
Dude #2: I won­der if gay guys have good shits. Maybe that’s a ben­e­fit of anal sex.
Dude #1: I’ll stick to cig­a­rettes and cof­fee, thanks.

–Star­bucks, Brook­lyn Heights

Over­heard by: iiams