Lit­tle girl: Hey! Come over here!
Cof­fee guy: I can’t! I’m work­ing! Why don’t you come over here?
Lit­tle girl: I can’t! I’ve got fam­i­ly here!
Man­ag­er la­dy: Hey, so does he! All our work­ers are fam­i­ly here!

–Star­bucks, Union Square SE

Over­heard by: Chris R