Chick #1: Is that the guy you were with last week­end?
Chick #2: Keep your voice down. And please don’t re­mind me.
Chick #1: Why? He’s not bad.
Chick #2: He’s not even law school hot. I’ve so had to low­er my stan­dards for this group.
Chick #1: I’ve just start­ed go­ing out with Jew­ish guys.
Chick #2: Ugh. Please. We’re on­ly here for an­oth­er year and a half…I can hold out.

–Brook­lyn Heights

Over­heard by: iiams