Pro­fes­sor guy: So I got one of those mag­nets for headaches, right? It works pret­ty good, ex­cept when I at­tach it to my steer­ing wheel it changes the ra­dio sta­tion every time I turn a cor­ner.

–Ford­ham Uni­ver­si­ty el­e­va­tor, Lin­coln Cen­ter