Law chick #1: I as­sume you passed the cor­po­rate ac­count­ing ex­am?
Law guy: Yeah, some­how. I could­n’t get the bal­ance sheet to add up so I just added $130,000 in cash to as­sets to make it bal­ance. It was a to­tal Hail Mary but it worked…Wait, can you do a Hail Mary at a Jew­ish law school?
Law chick #2: Sure you can. There’s less in­ter­fer­ence.

–Car­do­zo School of Law, 12th & 5th