Girl #1: So I’m like 3 months late and I have no idea what to do about it.
Girl #2: Well, you have to take a preg­nan­cy test!
Girl #1: No, those things are so hard!
Girl #2: How fuck­ing hard can it be to pee on a stick?
Girl #1: Pret­ty fuck­ing hard!

–Man­hat­tan Beach