Girl #1: We on­ly fucked for like 2 min­utes.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: He has ADD.
Girl #2: Is that, like, when the per­son has more than one per­son­al­i­ty?
Girl #1: No, I wish. Role play­ing would be a lot eas­i­er.

–Hunter Col­lege North-West bridge

Over­heard by: Col­le­giate Cutie