Pro­fes­sor guy: Re­mem­ber, next week’s ex­am will cov­er all the ma­te­r­i­al from the past three weeks.
Chick: Uh, ‘scuse me? When are we go­ing to get to the Zo­di­ac signs?
Pro­fes­sor guy: Um, you do know this is as­tron­o­my and not as­trol­o­gy, right?

–Hunter Col­lege

Over­heard by: Hel­lo Clairice