Teen girl #1: She once said to me, “I was thinking about us kissing in the shower.”
Teen girl #2: I hope you were wearing clothes.

–Canal & Broadway

Guy #1: Does she even shower?
Guy #2: That’s what I asked him. But then he said, “Not only does she shower, but then she licks my ass and jacks me off. It’s fucking great!”

–22^nd & 3^rd

Overheard by: Erin B 

Man #1: You smell great!
Man #2: Thanks. I haven’t bathed since eleven. 

–70^th & Amsterdam