Guy: So…did you make any res­o­lu­tions for the new year?
Girl: Ummm…I had one…but…I for­got it.
Guy: You for­got it? How do you ex­pect to fol­low through on it if you al­ready for­got it be­fore the new year even starts?
Girl: I think it had some­thing to do with me be­ing neu­rot­ic.

–Bamiyan, East 26th Street

Over­heard by: Nik G