Shopgirl #1: I can’t believe she’s in love with a guy who’s 26.
Shopgirl #2: Well, my dad couldn’t say anything if I went out with a guy who’s 28 even, ’cause he married someone like 20 years younger than him.
Shopgirl #1: Wow, is she a hottie?
Shopgirl #2: She’s a lawyer, so she can’t be.

–4 Play BK, Park Slope

Overheard by: Mr. Donutsu