Tourist dad: Who’s that over there?
Tourist mom: That’s Yass­er Arafat.
Tourist dad: Yass­er Arafat? He sure is fat.
Tourist daugh­ter: Kind of looks like Dad the time he put that tow­el over his head.

–Madame Tus­saud’s, West 42nd Street

Over­heard by: Ce­leste Pietrusza