Teen girl: Wow, that’s pret­ty big.
Teen guy: And it won’t stop grow­ing.
Teen girl: I think you need a doc­tor.
Teen guy: Oh yeah? What am I sup­posed to say? “Hey doc, my pe­nis just won’t stop grow­ing”? Yeah, right.
Teen girl: Uh…maybe you should­n’t say that out loud.

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Mis­sy