Guy: I could be fired for 8 counts of sex­u­al ha­rass­ment last night.
Girl: Yeah, and that’s just on me alone.
Guy: Oh man, re­al­ly?
Girl: Yeah, but you bought me a drink, so it’s okay.

–Ford­ham Uni­ver­si­ty, Rose Hill

Over­heard by: Jess Mc­Gins