Man: I di­rect­ed a show at a mu­si­cal the­atre awards din­ner last night. All the great, old­er mu­si­cal writ­ers were there: Kan­der, Ebbs, every­one. You should see their wives. They’re gor­geous.
Woman: They have wives? I thought they were gay.
Man: Oh, no. They’re Jew­ish.

–LES