Woman #1: It was so fun­ny. I mean I was talk­ing to the horse in Eng­lish, and the horse did­n’t un­der­stand a fuck­ing word I said.
Woman #2: It was a Span­ish horse.
Woman #1: Even their dogs, they did­n’t un­der­stand Eng­lish. I don’t get that.

–QM2 bus

Over­heard by: i’m mr.ed