Guy #1: Why did you cut your knish like you’re an Asian per­son?
Girl: Be­cause I’m a jink!
Guy #2: An­na, you are one crazy cook­ie.


Man: I have nev­er seen so many chinks in one Star­bucks in all my life.

–Star­bucks, Cros­by & Spring

Over­heard by: Jas

Guy: This is, like, the third time they’ve made me feel stu­pid in pub­lic. God, I hate Chi­nese peo­ple!

–Hous­ton & Suf­folk

Over­heard by: Dun­can Pflaster