Girl #1: It’s weird you’re never horny.
Girl #2: I just feel like sex is like bowling. I mean, I enjoy bowling but I’m never like, “God, I haven’t bowled in so long” or “It’s Friday night. I have got to go bowling.” You know?
Girl #1: Maybe you haven’t found the right bowling partner.
Girl #2: Bowling is something that really isn’t improved by doing it with someone else. I’ve enjoyed bowling but I could go the rest of my life without doing it again. I mean, I know I’ll have sex again, but I could give a rat’s ass. Have you ever heard anyone say “I need to bowl real bad”?
Overheard by: Ray