Girl: Why don’t you just make a list of things I need to change about my­self so I can be more like you?
Guy: Okay, let’s start with your tooth brush­ing. How about rins­ing off the tooth­brush be­fore you put it back in­to the cab­i­net so there is not old tooth­paste and spit drip­ping off of it? And how about rins­ing af­ter you brush?
Girl: Any­thing else?
Guy: No, I think that’s the on­ly thing you need to change about your­self.

–88th & Am­s­ter­dam

Over­heard by: Bill