Guy #1: I just need a few dol­lars to get on the train. I lost my wal­let.
Guy #2: Sor­ry, I’m broke. I don’t have any­thing.
Guy #1: Every­one in this city is broke! No one wants to help any­one! They would­n’t piss on you if you were on fire!

–50th & Park

Over­heard by: Ethan