Lati­na: Peo­ple are al­ways say­ing I look Asian. Do you see it?
Asian guy: Well, you know, Mex­i­cans look a lot like Asians.
White girl: Yeah, they have those same nar­row eyes.
Asian guy: And they’re short.

–Amy’s Bread, Bleeck­er Street

Over­heard by: Rich Mintz