Black chick #1: You know what’s the fun­ni­est birth­day card I ever read?
Black chick #2: What?
Black chick #1: “Ash­es to ash­es, dust to dust, hap­py birth­day to you, I hope you bust a nut.”
Black chick #2: Yeah, on your birth­day you got­ta cum.

–Du­ane Reade, Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Tur­by