Guy: Hey! Don’t touch me! You can’t sit here. People don’t just sit on the floor on the train.
Drunk woman: I have…a very bad…back…
Guy: Then ask somebody to give you their seat. Then go see a doctor.

She flips him off.

Woman #2: Oh no, she didn’t! 

–A train

Overheard by: wish I’d been drunk at 9am