Teen girl #1: I got a doc­tor’s ap­point­ment af­ter school to­day. My mom saw this hick­ey and she’s tak­ing me for a preg­nan­cy test.
Teen boy: Yo, Mex­i­can mom’s is crazy.
Teen girl #2: That sucks. If my mom ever tries to take me, I’m telling her it’s a civ­il rights vi­o­la­tion.
Teen girl #1: I al­ready got my ex­cuse. I’m gonna say it bust­ed when I was rid­ing my bike.
Teen boy: No, that’s no good. Say you was jumpin’ up and down.

–7 train