Guy #1: Damn that girl is fine. I’d give my left nut to get her a night.
Guy #2: Dude, why your left nut?
Guy #1: Be­cause it’s at­tached di­rect­ly to your heart.
Guy #2: Oh my god, what bio class have you been tak­ing?

–20th & Park

Over­heard by: Ki­uu SMith