Teen boy #1: Yo son, butt sex mad dis­gust­ing.
Teen boy #2: No, it ain’t. If she shit be­fore you do it you won’t get no poop on yo dick.
Teen boy #1: Pfft. They al­ways be shit in her ass even if she shits.
Teen boy #2: Nah, son.
Teen boy #1: When you pull the mush­room out there gonna be shit un­der it.
Teen boy #2: Ha, ha, ha! No, it ain’t…Ask her about it.

–R train

Over­heard by: Evan Walsh