Girl #1: I thought it was gross that he but­ters his bread on both sides.
Girl #2: Ew! He but­ters his bread on both sides?
Old woman: Is he mar­ried or some­thing? I mean to be that par­tic­u­lar…
Girl #3: No, he just wants to be pub­lished.

–Shun Lee Palace, East 55th Street

Over­heard by: An­drew Saint-John Good­win