Teen boy: No, re­al­ly, she scares me.
Teen girl: Is that why you tell peo­ple you are gay?
Teen boy: What? No!
Teen girl: Are you gay?
Teen boy: I just don’t want to have a girl­friend.
Teen girl: What if she on­ly want­ed to have sex?
Teen boy: I am a good per­son. I have morals.
Teen girl: What if she had big­ger boobs?

–R train