Girl: Hey, you know I heard this guy did drugs one time, and he had some kind of per­ma­nent re­ac­tion, and now he thinks he’s a glass of or­ange juice!
Guy: Oh yeah, I heard about that. He goes around telling peo­ple not to tip him!
Girl: Yeah, yeah. Hey, imag­ine if he saw some­one drink­ing or­ange juice.
Guy: Now that would be fun­ny.

–Fontana Sushi, Bay Ridge

Over­heard by: Fiona F.