Girl #1: I don’t know how I feel about him. He’s kind of an elitist.
Girl #2: Well, some people would say I’m an elitist.
Girl #1: Yeah, but with you it’s funny.
–Pratt ladies’ room, Manhattan
Overheard by: Jackie C.
Dude: Hi! Where do you keep your books about revenge?
–Posman Books, Grand Central
Overheard by: Lavender Menace