Girl #1: I don’t know how I feel about him. He’s kind of an elitist.
Girl #2: Well, some people would say I’m an elitist.
Girl #1: Yeah, but with you it’s funny.

–Pratt ladies’ room, Manhattan

Overheard by: Jackie C.

Dude: Hi! Where do you keep your books about revenge?

–Posman Books, Grand Central 

Overheard by: Lavender Menace