Girl #1: I don’t know how I feel about him. He’s kind of an elit­ist.
Girl #2: Well, some peo­ple would say I’m an elit­ist.
Girl #1: Yeah, but with you it’s fun­ny.

–Pratt ladies’ room, Man­hat­tan

Over­heard by: Jack­ie C.

Dude: Hi! Where do you keep your books about re­venge?

–Pos­man Books, Grand Cen­tral

Over­heard by: Laven­der Men­ace