Man: So I’m just stand­ing there, try­ing to get the guns from his hands–
Woman #1: Are they reg­is­tered?
Man: Not in New York.
Woman #1: Ooh, you need to be care­ful. He could get ar­rest­ed again!
Man: I know, right? So I have one gun in my hand, and he has the oth­er one, and he’s ready to give it to me when Su­san starts freak­ing out.
Woman #2: Ooh…Did you know that they had a three­some with Trista?
Man: What? What the fuck? Why does he get all the three­somes?

–Carmine’s, 91st & broad­way

Over­heard by: The Wait­ress