Man #1: It was kind of weird, she was go­ing down on me and then…Well…She stuck her fin­ger in my butt.
Man #2: You’re kid­ding me! I did­n’t re­al­ize that Beth was like that.
Man #3: So what did you do?
Man #1: What could I have done? It kin­da weird­ed me out.
Man #3: Man, if my girl ever did that, I think I’d punch her in the face.

–Penn Sta­tion