Drunk girl #1: God, I have to take a piss. I hope this chick hurries up.

Phone rings.

Drunk girl #2: Is that your phone? I love that ring. Who is it?
Drunk girl #1: It’s Richard. Who the fuck is Richard?
Drunk girl #2: Well, answer it and find out.
Drunk girl #1: I’m not answering if I don’t know who the fuck it is.

They stare at each other and think real hard.

Drunk Girl #1: OOHHH! Richard’s my dad.

–Milady’s, Soho

Overheard by: rhyno