Guy #1: Is that the last Har­ry Pot­ter?
Girl with book: No, there’s one more af­ter this.
Guy #1: What? How old is he? Is­n’t he get­ting a lit­tle old to be in school?
Guy #2: He’s spe­cial, that’s why he goes to mag­ic school.
Girl with book: Yeah, Har­ry rides the short train to school.

–Newark air­port

Over­heard by: Ju­jubee