Dude: Dude, the Thir­ty Years War end­ed four hun­dred years ago! Get over it!

–63rd and York

Over­heard by: John Bardes

Am­a­teur his­to­ri­an: The Eng­lish peo­ple that lived on the Is­land re­spect­ed her be­cause she is Ital­ian, and the Eng­lish re­spect Ital­ians be­cause they re­spect­ed the Ro­mans.

–Penn Sta­tion