Wannabe fashionista on cell: Yeah, so I have to walk the red carpet. What? No … My feet are trashed, but how much walking will I actually have to do? … What, Mom, stop it! I was trying on gowns the other day. But I have to find a smaller one. Yeah, they were too big… No, Mom! What do you think my job was when I was in PR, borrowing gowns from stars?

–Starbucks, 21st & 7th